Hey I'm Alex.
I have two accents & I don't like pants.
Hangin’ out. (I’m funny.)
So. Colourful. Right now.
Guys helppppp, how do I… NATURE?
Wh-What could I possibly be up to?!
ALL. SENIOR. CITIZENS. SHOULD. HAVE. LIFEALERT. (& Electronic wheelchairs. They’re pretty dope.)
My glasses desperately need straightening.
I really love my new sleeveless because it features a small child falling on his face.
Bad girls club. All day. Every day.
I do even lift. #fitnessfriday