Hey I'm Alex. I love the funnies.
P.S I hate pants.
(Think of me whenever you see them... ON FIRE.)
(Source: coolkidsdieyoung, via gladiator-in-sweats)
Winner winner, I’d totally go on a date with a guy if he got me bacon.
I’ll take bacon over flowers any day. Fattie 4 lyfe
This. ALL THE TIME.