Hey I'm Alex.
I have two accents & I don't like pants.
(Source: ohyeahgreysonchanceyeah, via pants-are-prohibited)
Um, this is disgusting beyond words.
All of the obvious disgust over how ridiculous this is aside, I find it ironic that West Virginia does not allow first...
If you now bash the people who are actually want to marry their cousin you are a moron.
What is wrong with America?